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Garrett - 17 - Nov.14 - ♂
Bio:
Garret is as condescending as he is white (which is incredibly so).
He loves the recognition that comes with his academic awards and believes the world revolves around him.
As he is incredibly selfish, Garrett always has an ulterior motive to his actions. He wants people to acknowledge his intelligence and effort, but his bad attitude clashes with his desire for praise, leaving most people on edge.
He despises the stereotypical popular kids at school, as well as the druggies, the art kids, the slackers, any competition... virtually anyone. He only enjoys the company of his friends, but it's hard to say whether they like him or not. His only redeeming quality is how ambitious he is, but even that is fueled by his selfish desires.
Trivia:
- only notable accomplishment is being the school president
- good at puzzles and card games
- always says the wrong thing
- hates it when people point out how long his hair is
- in 6 clubs all at once and is the leader of all of them
- never mention miles around him
Satoshi - 17 - May.5 - ♂
Bio:
Satoshi is a smug teen with a bit of a god complex. His narcissistic attitude paired with his feeble stature makes him an endearing individual to his peers. He can be pretty blunt and tends to brag about his academic success in front of others.
He is calm, clever, and a bit selfish. Above all, he is very mischievous and a bit perverted. He enjoys messing with people (e.g. Miles, Diego, Kim, and Scott) and ironically pokes fun at anime cliches by acting them out (many would disagree it is done ironically).
Trivia:
- (annoyingly) uses Japanese honorifics
- co-leader of the math club
- diet consists primarily of uncooked ramen
- watches anime on the school computers
- spends most of his time playing osu!
- makes fake IDs for people at school
Miles - 17 - Sep.13 - ♂
Bio:
A borderline basement dweller, Miles is socially awkward and pessimistic. There isn’t much to his personality that you could describe as good, as he is unable to express his emotions properly and his temper gets the best of him at times.
He can be very stand-offish and uncomfortable to talk to, but his submissive nature makes him easy to shut up.
He does, however, intentionally provoke people who don't like him in hopes of being mistreated and degraded, as it feeds into his masochistic fantasies.
He is usually seen with his best friend Robbie, who shares the same nihilistic view on life he has.
Trivia:
- loves all things occult and supernatural
- music snob
- a hopeless (and deluded) romantic
- uses clunky and outdated technology
- loves spicy food so much he carries packets of hot sauce with him
Scott - 17 - Jun.20 - ♂
Bio:
Scott is the future successor of his father's company and the older twin brother to Kim.
Due to his rich upbringing and pampered life, provided by his doting father, he is severely narcissistic and arrogant. He constantly bosses people around and has little to no regard for the feelings he's hurt, as seen when he teases the more sensitive people in his class (e.g. Isaac and Carmen).
He acts a bit ditzy due to his obsession with 2000s icons and is easily grossed out (not to mention the lack of nutrients in his body). He may come off as immature, but he takes his family's tradition and expectations seriously.
Trivia:
- favorite food: water
- chronic liar
- part-time model
- good at skating
- has dirt on every student at his school
- gets angry easily
Robbie - 17 - Apr.1 - ♂
Bio:
Robbie is the third eldest of eleven children and is currently the "man" of the house. He works hard for his family by taking on various jobs with Michael to support them. His main job is at his mother's mechanic shop.
In his free time he collects various anime figures despite having a fear of real-life girls, often going red in the face when they talk to him. He does his best to avoid them (with the exception of Kim).
His sarcastic approach to life makes him an easy target for teasing from his classmates. He acts bothered by it but he secretly enjoys the attention at times.
The only person who treats him as an equal is Miles.
Trivia:
- flexes his academic achievements when he gets the chance
- believes God has a personal vendetta against him
- can hotwire a car
- has worked at every fast-food joint in the city
- good at drumming but hates his band
- even better at suppressing his sexual desires
Michael - 17 - Jul.11 - ♂
Bio:
Michael is cheerful and naive despite his rocky upbringing. He's intellectually disabled and relies on David and Robbie a lot.
Despite being raised by his cruel uncle, who he believes to be his father, he somehow managed to remain very innocent and trusting.
He is quite irresponsible but has a good sense of empathy and always tries to help, even if people don't want him to. This also makes him easy to take advantage of.
His seemingly never-ending supply of energy is often released through sports or jacking off. He spends most of his time with David.
Trivia:
- makes fursonas of his classmates
- only lets his best friends call him Mikey/Mike
- cryptozoologist
- spends most of his allowance on pornos and cryptic articles
- would hurt a person for mcdonalds
- can't hold down a job
Phil - 19 - Jun.15 - ♂
Bio:
Phil is an extremely lethargic boy who's never sober for more than a day.
As the only child born from one of his father's flings, he was ignored quite a lot growing up, causing Phil to develop a rather apathetic behavior that he jokes as nothing more than "reaching nirvana".
However, despite being very passive and depressed, he expresses a good sense of humor and appreciation for his only two friends.
He doesn't like being alone, but he tends to stray from circles of attention. This often fails due to his father's wealth and his height.
He casually flaunts his wealth, though he has generous intentions when doing so. This makes him well liked and one of the more popular kids at his school.
Trivia:
- almost never sober
- knows how to stack a good sub
- has a terrible sense of direction and often gets lost
- probably likes your mom
- often hits his head on the door frame when he enters a room
- has broken his arm multiple times from reckless skating
David - 17 - Dec.6 - ♂
Bio:
David is an old soul who puts a great deal of importance on being a "real man", which is really just an excuse to be an asshole.
He's an exemplary student and natural leader, and while he may come off as mature, he finds it difficult to not tease a select few individuals in his class.
He puts a great deal of importance on self-improvement and pushing ones' limits, but he throws out those ideals and values when it comes to Michael.
Trivia:
- has no idea how to use technology and doesn’t want to know
- head of his school's soccer team
- tends to squeeze things a little too hard to the point of breaking them
- holds his phone far from his face to see the screen
- loves those 50s gelatin-based dishes
Chiron - 17 - Oct.19 - ♂
Bio:
Chiron falls into the moody teenager stereotype and begrudgingly volunteers as a youth leader at his father's church.
He is highly cynical and has little patience for people who play games with others. He takes a bit of pride in how intimidating he can be.
He is a perfectionist and stresses out over meeting deadlines and his own expectations. He makes money on the side doing odd art jobs, but doesn't mention it to anyone. He keeps most of his hobbies under wraps. Funnily enough he believes he's good at drawing, though that is far from the truth.
Trivia:
- sighs a lot when talking
- exceptional at scrapbooking
- watches films with a straight face
- the only normal person at school (hates everyone in that building)
- very secretive and chooses not to talk about himself
- has a strange relationship with religion
- clamps up whenever anime is mentioned around him
Romeo - 17 - Jul. 4 - ♂
Bio:
Romeo is the eldest son of two farmers who live a few hours away from the city.
He sports his signature cowboy hat and overalls that he wears for every situation. He avoids conflict and acts as a sort of peacemaker. This relaxed behavior of his earned him the nickname "Bromeo".
He is quite perverted and often teases his classmates with promises of hugs, kisses, and anything under the sun. Whether he would carry out these actions if the offer was reciprocated is a mystery to his classmates. He has a strange set of rules he follows throughout the day, the most important being sleeping with no clothes on.
Trivia:
- rarely opens eyes but can still see
- would make love to his truck if he could
- doesn't smoke his own "product"
- knows everything about everyone
- sleeps with his hat covering his face
- doesn’t trust hospitals/doctors
Isaac - 17 - Jul.8 - ♂
Bio:
Isaac (better known as Carmen's plaything) is a timid boy who spends most of his time at his father's bakery.
He was sheltered for most of his childhood and his lack of experiences make him highly naive and paranoid.
He is easily influenced, which several of the boys in his class take advantage of. This has made him a victim of many harmless pranks, but he is luckily "defended" by Carmen.
Despite his timid personality, he can be a bit sarcastic.
He vents most of his frustrations to Chiron, who doesn't care to hear them.
Trivia:
- carb diet
- wears shirts with sleeves that go past his hands so he won't bite his nails
- wishes his dad would transfer him to a different school
- pulls at his own hair when he's nervous
- spends a lot of time at school in the nurse's office
- usually gets children discounts at restaurants
Carmen - 17 - Feb.12 - ♀
Bio:
Carmen is the older twin sister to Diego and is an avid Jesus enthusiast.
She can be defined by three characteristics: highly religious, obsessed with maintaining order, and constantly doting over young boys.
Her temper can get the best of her, but she veils this under a finely crafted maternal front. Even then she typically goes on rants about the state of the world and ends it with a prayer.
Her unnatural obsession with religion can be tied to her mother, who exhibits the same traits. She sees no issue with acting that way and encourages the "lost souls" in her class to follow suit.
She is often seen suffocating Isaac with her affection, going so far as to knit him clothes and take him out to eat. If he doesn't comply she'll physically coerce him into submission. She swears she's doing it for his well being.
Trivia:
- will pray when something even remotely inconvenient happens to her
- babysits children as a part-time job
- loves all of God's creatures (except for people of the male sex older than 13)
- owns very few material possessions
- needs glasses but refuses to wear them
- initiates physical fights with Diego all the time
Diego - 17 - Feb.12 - ♂
Bio:
Diego is the younger twin brother to Carmen and is unintentionally ignored by most people. The running gag in his life is that most people forget he exists despite his big stature.
He spends most of his time towards improving in all aspects of life, his rigorous routine making most people believe he's older than he actually is.
He's polite, dense, a little insecure, and strives to peacefully encourage order. He is extremely reserved, which counters his sister's impulsiveness.
He feels guilty whenever he thinks about his sexuality and releases those pent up thoughts and feelings through his writing. He's got a decent reputation on fanfiction.net, where he posts stories he writes for his girlfriend.
Trivia:
- softspoken and takes things literally
- very clumsy and tends to drop his phone
- people get his name wrong all the time but he doesn’t correct them
- writes yaoi fanfics
- often mistaken for a teacher at his school
- enjoys heavy metal but would never let his sister, who he's scared of, know
Kim - 17 - Jun.20 - ♀
Bio:
Kim is a bubbly cheerleader at her school, but her girl-next-door persona is all an act. She's quite the vile young lady, which makes sense since she's Scott's younger twin sister.
She's cynical, petty, and envies her brothers, often wishing she was born a boy. However she's inconsistent with this thought as she enjoys the attention being cute brings her, though it took a lot of work to get to this point. In a jokingly cruel way her "cuteness" does not interest the boys she likes.
She's stubborn and disciplined, and not being in control drives her up the wall, making her fairly unlikeable, but she reassures herself by saying "At least I'm not my brother," even if she really wishes she were.
Trivia:
- bets on novelty items online
- fujoshi who ships her irl male friends
- draws loli art (she projects onto it)
- is better than her brother at almost everything but receives no attention for it
- deathly embarrassed of her younger self (but also misses that version of herself)
- not a single genuine feminine bone in her body (literally. she sort of has a masculine build)